I told a lie. Remember that time when I was like, “I wanna do this and this and this and this with my blog!” And then I was like, “I got all this new extra time and I’ll be filling it all with BLOGGING!” Yeah, both of those statements, while not lies at the time,…
Tag Archive: blogging
Reminder: there is NO elixir of Instant Awesome
Your pursuit of Awesomeness Begins: Your friends kept inviting you to join Facebook, so you finally did. My[_____] (it renamed itself BTW; it used to be MySpace) was dead, anyhow. What’s all this crap? You saw a bunch of people having all kinds of fun in these “groups” so…you joined a group. And another. They…
What’s mine is mine, and what’s yours is mine.
Did you see that movie Inkheart? In it, a man reads a fairy tale book out loud, and brings its characters, namely the villain, to life. Gives new meaning to the word ‘literally’ doesn’t it? This nice fantasy fiction is adapted from a book series of the same name. ___Well guess what: apparently villains do live amongst us___
5 words you should definitely always never say
You know what I’m talking about: people like to use hyperbole to illustrate their points of view. Example: his face went so slack with amazement, it literally slid off.
The second-chance principle
The mistake had repercussions that grew swollen and rancid in a matter of hours. Two days after the mistake was made, my former classmate, my contemporary, my acquaintance-turned-friend was mired in a backlash that was the total opposite of the intended outcome.
Yes, it matters if you add the “coma.”
You don’t have to exchange quality for immediacy …just because you shrunk your interface doesn’t mean that you have to trade in 12 years of education, another 4 years of specialized education, and however many years of professional experience for 140 characters.