Remember that time when I was like, “I wanna do this and this and this and this with my blog!” And then I was like, “I got all this new extra time and I’ll be filling it all with BLOGGING!” Yeah, both of those statements, while not lies at the time, turned out to be big fat stinky dysfunctional lies.

You tell lies.

Remember when you were like, “I’ll call you later.” And I believed you? Like….a lot of times? Remember when you were like, “This is an exclusive offer just for you,” and I was blown away, so willing to do your bidding? And then that time when you were like, “This is a totally normal thing that everyone knows about except you.” <—-yeah, THAT one, we won’t discuss.

But do we apologize? Do we ask forgiveness?

Well I KNOW I DO. I know I say wrong things all the time – not on purpose, but s— happens. I’ll be there. I’ll do that. I have one. I love that outfit (ok, not that last one). Like a couple of months ago, I got swept up in the freedom and inspiration of Montreal – I thought I would launch a new blog, or start a new series here on this one. Well. One week went by. Then another week went by – and I prodded myself with a Skype call.

But ya know what guys? I did not follow through – that’s just a fact. I know it wasn’t on purpose, but I have to apologize anyway. I may have built up some expectations – I certainly had some expectations. And the further away I got from that magical weekend in Montreal, the further away from that initiative I drifted. I won’t be launching a new blog – and I won’t even be starting a new series on this one. It’s just gonna be one of those “didn’t do” type things that will get crossed off my to-do list even though it was an excellent idea.

I’m sure it’ll be worked up by someone else. And I’ve even got more excellent ideas bubbling up in the back of my brain at this very moment. But to the good sport whose time I Skyped away – I’m sorry. And to whoever might have been anticipating that new blog initiative….I’m sorry. But I feel good for having tried it. At least it didn’t die as just an idea.

You think perhaps you have some apologizing to do?