Remember that time when I was like, “I wanna do this and this and this and this with my blog!” And then I was like, “I got all this new extra time and I’ll be filling it all with BLOGGING!” Yeah, both of those statements, while not lies at the time, turned out to be big fat stinky dysfunctional lies.

You tell lies.

Remember when you were like, “I’ll call you later.” And I believed you? Like….a lot of times? Remember when you were like, “This is an exclusive offer just for you,” and I was blown away, so willing to do your bidding? And then that time when you were like, “This is a totally normal thing that everyone knows about except you.” <—-yeah, THAT one, we won’t discuss.